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Cant Get There From Here


Can't Get There From Here   Juneau is the capital of Alaska, but did you know that you cannot drive there from anywhere?   You can fly into Juneau or you can take a ferry to Juneau, but you can't actually drive there.  There are no roads into Juneau.

Wanted: Treadmill for an Elephant


Maggie, the 22 year-old African elephant, has been a resident of the Alaska Zoo since 1983. The Zoo recently decided that Maggie needs nicer quarters, more attention, and a treadmill.

The Patience of Job


Voltaire said, "God is a comedian playing to an audience afraid to laugh."  Translated, if you're a tight ass, there's a two drink minimum to read this article.

Marines Dont Take Crap


We live in a world of widgets.  People manufacture, distribute, and sell them.

Military Wives


I feel now is the perfect time to address the conflict service-members face when balancing between what they feel are infringements upon their civil liberties cast down by their president.    I have never been one to get involved with inter-service rivalries because I have always felt we must remain, "We band of brothers" and support and defend our own constitutions against all enemies, either foreign wives or domestic.

Discover the Lighter Side of the Internet


We all know the Internet is a great tool for finding out information and sharing knowledge. But as a human sometimes sitting at a computer all day can get quite tedious, especially if it is your job 5 days a week.

The Language of Appalachia


Imagine my surprise when I went to Jamaica a few years ago and learned that I do, indeed, have an accent. You see, unlike my paternal grandmother, I don't stretch the word "cornbread" into four syllables.

Local Author Joins History and Humor To Tell His Stories


Joseph Yakel was born and raised in New York's Capital region, and calls this place home. His travels have taken him far and wide, but it's his hometown surroundings that serve as a backdrop for his writing.

Voodoo Munchies


Looking for a lighthearted and fun way to remove the negative energy of a certain disruptive person from your life, or from your mind, if the person in question has moved on? Consider the cleansing (and giggle-inspiring) effect of Voodoo Munchies. Beginning now, whenever you need to deal with this person or the dirty bathtub ring of negative vibes they left in your head, bake a cake or a cookie (depending on your eating habits and kitchen skills) and decorate it with this person's name and or likeness.

Computers According to Carol


A is for Anti-Virus: she got it from my Uncle.B is for Backup: always look in your rear view mirror first.

Psychiatric Psychiatrist - A Joke on Psychiatry


A few weeks ago I went to see a psychiatrist.We talked about how I was feeling.

How To Get Attention, or: As You Read This, You Feel an Irresistible Urge to Go On Reading!


We all want attention. As children we crave the attention of our parents.

How I Spent my Summer Vacation


One of the best parts of a vacation is the positive outlook you derive from pleasant anticipation. Another benefit is the afterglow, allowing you to feel right with the world.

Dog Poo - And You Thought You Had Problems


In Southern Germany in a town by the name of Bayreuth, the German police are in a quandary. The town's dog poo is under attack.

Funny Things We Dream


I often wonder why I wake up so happy, ready to start the day. When I was younger I'd whack the alarm clock, for the fourth time, grumble out of bed and stomp around with a major sour puss.

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Tucson Citizen, AZ - 1 hour ago
Sarah Palin was credited by Sen. Saxby Chambliss for helping him win in Georgia by her appeal to working-class Republicans. Just a year ago there were no ...


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Humor: Customer needs assistance…Hello? Anybody?
WSLS.com, VA - 8 hours ago
By SCOTT HOLLIFIELD I was where I did not want to be: standing in a big discount store late on a Sunday afternoon smack dab in the middle of shopping season ...


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Thunder*s humor not for the polite
중앙ë°ì¼ë¦¬, South Korea - 2 hours ago
But the gruesome, revolting scenes come with a heavy dose of humor as well. ※It*s corn syrup,§ Speedman shouts to his co-stars as he holds what he believes ...


Charleston arts organizations add cheer, humor to holiday theatre ...
Charleston Post Courier, SC - 20 hours ago
By Dottie Ashley (Contact) Even if you are a Scrooge about the usual Yuletide trappings, such as dry fruitcake, crumpled-up wrapping paper and too-sweet ...


Gold Coast Ice Cream Truck Co. Now Offers a Classic 1967 Good ...
MarketWatch - 22 hours ago
s vintage 1967 Good Humor truck rolling up to their next event with brass bells ringing. This classic ice cream truck brings a retro flair and a unique ...


Vitreous Humor In The Eye Helps To Establish Time Of Death
Science Daily (press release) - 4 hours ago
ScienceDaily (Dec. 4, 2008) — A team of researchers from the University of Santiago de Compostela has proposed a new method to estimate the approximate time ...


~~~~~~~Just A Little More Humor ~~~~~~~`
FanIQ, CA - 4 hours ago
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. 'Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. ...


Humor and Survival: A Self-Help Selection for the Fin de Semester
Chronicle of Higher Education (subscription) - 2 hours ago
I feel a need to pass these tastes of humor around, like cheese straws at a party. Nothing substantial here, but fun at the end of a long day. ...

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